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. >> guillermo: you hear it first on "mucho" -- jimmy kimmel is okay. ♪ mucho >> announcer: jimmy kimmel is okay. >> jimmy: i'm okay. ♪ mucho hold on, how is that even a story, guillermo? >> guillermo: everything is a story including this. i have an exclusive one-on-one interview with stacy keibler. it's over there. >> exclusivo! >> guillermo: stacy keibler, is she hot or what? is that your real hair? >> yes. >> guillermo: can i smell it? >> what? >> announcer: mucho! >> guillermo: stacy keibler's hair is real, text 1, yes, it's the real deal. text 2 to say no she is wigging out. speaking of celebrity with hair. justin bieber is trying to grow a mustache. he does not look like a baby-baby anymore. with more on that, it's me, guillermo. >> mustache watch 2013. >> look. it's so little. i think it looks like a girl. >> mucho! [ cheers and applause ] >> guillermo: to borrow justin bieber's mustache is good -- 1, yes, this mustache is good. or text 2, say no purity. that's it for now. tune in next time for my ultimate list of who is getting divorced and who is having sex. it is going to be
. >> guillermo: you hear it first on "mucho" -- jimmy kimmel is okay. ♪ mucho >> announcer: jimmy kimmel is okay. >> jimmy: i'm okay. ♪ mucho hold on, how is that even a story, guillermo? >> guillermo: everything is a story including this. i have an exclusive one-on-one interview with stacy keibler. it's over there. >> exclusivo! >> guillermo: stacy keibler, is she hot or what? is that your real hair? >> yes. >> guillermo: can i...
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a hoax. >> all a hoax. >> fake. >> all bs jimmy kimmel did it. >> we were duped by jimmy kimmel. >> the number one topic on twitter, jimmy kimmel. >> that jimmy is crazy. >> the woman here on fire. a stunt woman. >> so realistic and unbelievable. >> a lot of news organizations should be a little embarrassed because of this. >> nation that networks ran it too. >> fun to punk the newscaster. >> damn you, kimmel with your idea. >> how believable are the videos that go viral. >> hard to believe anything you see on youtube. >> when in doubt, jimmy kimmel did it. >> that's not real. then she catches on fire. >> i bought into it. >> he got us good. >> i thought it was real. we were all duped by that one. >> we all fell for it. absolutely. >> i am disappointed it is fake. >> how ingenious a move by kimmel. >> i am going to set you on fire. >> not even april 1st. played the best practical joke. >> jimmy kimmel score one for him. >> well played, jimmy. well played. >> he is brilliant. >> so freaking clever. >> does our audience know what twerking is. >> what is it -- a >> jimmy: they dmoeon't kno
a hoax. >> all a hoax. >> fake. >> all bs jimmy kimmel did it. >> we were duped by jimmy kimmel. >> the number one topic on twitter, jimmy kimmel. >> that jimmy is crazy. >> the woman here on fire. a stunt woman. >> so realistic and unbelievable. >> a lot of news organizations should be a little embarrassed because of this. >> nation that networks ran it too. >> fun to punk the newscaster. >> damn you, kimmel with your...
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. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- simon cowell, stacy keibler and music from gary clark jr. with cleto and the cletones. and now, stay put, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, there. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. i am glad you are watching. i am happy to have you here. i have to say, i don't usually have fun, but it was kind of a fun day today. a lot of excitement around our office. those who saw the show last night know we pulled a prank on a lot of people. we made a video of a girl twerking and then what appeared to be accidentally setting herself on fire. and we posted that video on to a private account on youtube. and on its own it took off. in less than a week, millions of views. ran on hundreds of news stations, talking about it on the radio, all over, the milli vanilli of youtube videos. but the funny thing, after everybody ran it thinking it was real. after all the news channels embarrassed themselves running a bonus video today, they ran it again to announ
. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- simon cowell, stacy keibler and music from gary clark jr. with cleto and the cletones. and now, stay put, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, there. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. i am glad you are watching. i am happy to have you here. i have to say, i don't usually have fun, but it was kind of a fun day today. a lot of excitement around our office. those who saw the...
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>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, jon hamm, dave salmoni with animals, and music from sons of the sea. with cleto and the cletones. and now, how about it? here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hi, guys. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching at home. thank you for being here in our studio audience tonight. before we get going, i have -- i have a question for all of you, mostly for those of you seated in like the first five rows. are you scared of tigers? because, there is a tiger coming in about 20 minutes. all right. not the reaction i would have. but -- dave salmoni, wildcat expert, animal planet, brought a lion, tiger, snow leopard. keeps them in the storage locker at van nuys. they haven't eaten for a while. i have to be honest. i love dave, i do not like having wild animals on the show. i am scared of wild animals. i like dogs, that's fine. and i don't know why we keep doing this every few months. guillermo, if a snow leopard tears my throat out. i am leaving you everything. my pizza oven. my rollerbl
>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, jon hamm, dave salmoni with animals, and music from sons of the sea. with cleto and the cletones. and now, how about it? here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hi, guys. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching at home. thank you for being here in our studio audience tonight. before we get going, i have -- i have a question for all of you, mostly for those of you seated in like the first five rows. are you scared...
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>> healthy jimmy kimmel. i mean, yeah. that man, whoo. i would make out with him all day. >> right back at you. i'll take what i can get. we have a good show for you tonight, dave salmoni is here with animals. and we'll be right back with john hamm! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> announcer: portions of jimmy kimmel live are brought to you by -- [ male announcer ] making a dodge in 100 easy steps. step 1 -- study the competition. step 2 -- get angry. they're boring. 3 -- make a car from scratch the dodge way. steps 4 through 28 -- recall 100 years of know-how. start building, try things. yes. make it different. not that different. bring muscle -- technology muscle, efficiency muscle. get it racing. get it in a calendar. more calendars. aww. polish it. punish it. and you're done. wait. one more. now you're done. ♪ every season is full of delicious surprises. for a limited time, savor the new pumpkin spice latte -- made with 100% rainforest alliance certified espresso. there's something new to love from mccafé. >> jimmy: tonight on th
>> healthy jimmy kimmel. i mean, yeah. that man, whoo. i would make out with him all day. >> right back at you. i'll take what i can get. we have a good show for you tonight, dave salmoni is here with animals. and we'll be right back with john hamm! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> announcer: portions of jimmy kimmel live are brought to you by -- [ male announcer ] making a dodge in 100 easy steps. step 1 -- study the competition. step 2 -- get angry. they're boring. 3 --...
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he was not much natural in the movement. >> how did jimmy kimmel do? >> jimmy kimmel? i'm not really a fan of his but he did all right. he survived. i'll give him, one out of ten, i would give him an eight. >> how would you describe snooki's style? >> it's just snooki style. it's daring. it's dazzling. a little catchy and edgy. >> can you do the chicken thing that she does with her arm? >> no, i haven't really seen it. >> so you're just lying to us? >> yes. >> all right, you know what? you get honesty at the end. we have got to take a break. when we come back i will give you a full break down of last night's miss america contest. we've also got andy samberg, malin akerman, and music from laura mvula. stay until the end. don't be stuck up. ♪ ♪ [ male announcer ] ever wonder why no other mouthwash feels like listerine®? because no other mouthwash works like listerine®. in your mouth, bacteria forms in layers. listerine® penetrates these layers deeper than other mouthwashes, killing bacteria all the way down to the bottom layer. so for a cleaner, healthier mouth, g
he was not much natural in the movement. >> how did jimmy kimmel do? >> jimmy kimmel? i'm not really a fan of his but he did all right. he survived. i'll give him, one out of ten, i would give him an eight. >> how would you describe snooki's style? >> it's just snooki style. it's daring. it's dazzling. a little catchy and edgy. >> can you do the chicken thing that she does with her arm? >> no, i haven't really seen it. >> so you're just lying to us?...
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next, jimmy kimmel spoofs kanye west. kanye west loves it. not! >> dolly parton and kenny rogers dish on tabloid rumors "islands in the stream" to gaets agageth. ♪ island in the stream that's what you are no one in between how can we be wrong ♪ >> announcer: abc news "nightline," brought to you by progressive. [clicks mouse] there's doughnuts in the conference room. there's doughnuts in the conference room. automatic discounts the moment you sign up. for 4 days only starting friday get 10 dollars off 25 with your jcp cash coupon. plus, doorbusters friday 3pm to saturday 1pm. like 50% off all sheet sets and 40% off joe fresh kids. jcpenney. did you know that as we age our need for protein increases, yet many of us don't meet our daily protein needs? that's why there's boost® high protein nutritional drink. each delicious serving provides fifteen grams of protein to help maintain muscle and help meet expert recommended daily protein needs. plus it provides twenty-six essential vitamins and minerals and is gluten-free. help get the nutrition you
next, jimmy kimmel spoofs kanye west. kanye west loves it. not! >> dolly parton and kenny rogers dish on tabloid rumors "islands in the stream" to gaets agageth. ♪ island in the stream that's what you are no one in between how can we be wrong ♪ >> announcer: abc news "nightline," brought to you by progressive. [clicks mouse] there's doughnuts in the conference room. there's doughnuts in the conference room. automatic discounts the moment you sign up. for 4...
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kimmell decided to have fun. first, we will hear from kanye in the bbc interview and hear kimmel's impersonation of that. listen up. >> i'm a product person. not just clothing but water bottle design, architecture, everything, you know, that you could think about. brought the leather jogging pant six years ago to fendi and they said no. >> i'm a product person, water bottle design, architecture, everything you can think about. i brought the leather jogging pant six years ago to fendi and they said no. >> i like it. it is pretty funny and i don't think it is that bad. the kid is doing the same words a kanye. kanye takes to twitter and says doozies. i'm not going to get into it. he listed 15 tweets and they were pointed and he was mad and kimmel on his opening monologue addressed it and talked about some of the tweets. listen in. >> jimmy kimmel put yourself in my shoes, oh, no that means you would have gotten too much good -- in your life. i've seen the video. i know. finally i'm in a rap feud. >> he's in a good-o
kimmell decided to have fun. first, we will hear from kanye in the bbc interview and hear kimmel's impersonation of that. listen up. >> i'm a product person. not just clothing but water bottle design, architecture, everything, you know, that you could think about. brought the leather jogging pant six years ago to fendi and they said no. >> i'm a product person, water bottle design, architecture, everything you can think about. i brought the leather jogging pant six years ago to...
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. >>> kanye west versus jimmy kimmel. the music star and talk show host in the middle of a twitter tirade. we will explain the superstar dispute in "the skinny" on this friday, september 27th. >> announcer: from abc news this is "world news now" with john muller and diana perez. >> good friday morning. >>> we begin this half hour with the looming government shut down. the deadline is monday at midnight. the senate takes a key vote on the issue today. >> republicans in the house say they will not accept anything that the senate sends them. if this sounds familiar there's a reason. here's abc's jonathan karl. >> reporter: here we go again. we have a furious president calling his opponent crazy. >> congress needs to put an end from governing crisis to crisis. >> reporter: and a republican party willing to go to the brink. >> more debt and no reform is absolutely unacceptable. >> reporter: the upshot for america, we are days away from a government shutdown and worse. republicans upped the ante. putting together a laundry list
. >>> kanye west versus jimmy kimmel. the music star and talk show host in the middle of a twitter tirade. we will explain the superstar dispute in "the skinny" on this friday, september 27th. >> announcer: from abc news this is "world news now" with john muller and diana perez. >> good friday morning. >>> we begin this half hour with the looming government shut down. the deadline is monday at midnight. the senate takes a key vote on the issue...
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. >>> and kanye west goes on a tirade against jimmy kimmel. what kicks off the angry rant? ♪ [ male announcer ] reveal light bulbs from ge. ♪ [ dog barks ] ♪ unlike ordinary incandescent bulbs, they filter out the dingy yellow tones... ♪ ...bringing the true beauty of your home to life. ♪ reveal light bulbs from ge. wow...look at you. i've always tried to give it my best shot. these days i'm living with a higher risk of stroke due to afib, a type of irregular heartbeat, not caused by a heart valve problem. at first, i took warfarin, but i wondered, "could i up my game?" my doctor told me about eliquis. and three important reasons to take eliquis instead. one, eliquis was proven to reduce the risk of stroke better than warfarin. two, eliquis had less major bleeding than warfarin. and three... unlike warfarin, there's no routine blood testing. [ male announcer ] don't stop taking eliquis unless your doctor tells you to, as stopping increases your risk of having a stroke. eliquis can cause serious and in rare cases fatal bleeding. don't take eliquis if you have an ar
. >>> and kanye west goes on a tirade against jimmy kimmel. what kicks off the angry rant? ♪ [ male announcer ] reveal light bulbs from ge. ♪ [ dog barks ] ♪ unlike ordinary incandescent bulbs, they filter out the dingy yellow tones... ♪ ...bringing the true beauty of your home to life. ♪ reveal light bulbs from ge. wow...look at you. i've always tried to give it my best shot. these days i'm living with a higher risk of stroke due to afib, a type of irregular heartbeat, not...
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and now, while we're at it, here's jimmy kimmel! >> traffic has come to a complete stop in hollywood because we have a huge free concert with paul mccartney tonight. ether that, or all of those people outside just fell for our biggest prank ever. how mad would you guys be if this was a prank. would you be yell at me mad or kill me mad? it's important for me to know this for the future. don't worry, he's here. paul mccartney is here in this building. we are going to chat and then we're all going to go home and go to sleep. i am very tired. i was out very late last night after the emmies. they have all of these parties going on. what are you going to do? not go to them? so we did and we didn't get home until 3:00 in the morning and then i forced my wife to stay up and watch an extra long episode of "breaking bad". i tried to leave the parties a punch of times. it takes me so long to say good-bye to everyone that i have to start over and say good-bye to everyone again. we need a socially acceptable way to say good-bye to everyone at a
and now, while we're at it, here's jimmy kimmel! >> traffic has come to a complete stop in hollywood because we have a huge free concert with paul mccartney tonight. ether that, or all of those people outside just fell for our biggest prank ever. how mad would you guys be if this was a prank. would you be yell at me mad or kill me mad? it's important for me to know this for the future. don't worry, he's here. paul mccartney is here in this building. we are going to chat and then we're all...
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and now, here's jimmy kimmel! t. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody! welcome to the show! thank you for joining us. for those watching at home. [ indiscernible ] it is only tuesday but it has been an exciting week so far. last night, paul mccartney was here. he played a big show in front of at least 10,000 fans outside. [ cheers and applause ] and tonight, tonight, justin timberlake is live. [ cheers and applause ] and then, tomorrow america votes and one will be eliminated from music. that, by the way, just look at that crowd all the way back to -- to like -- west hollywood i think. they gather foed for justin timberlake. very popular. remind me a lot of myself at that age. so much talent. i was told that justin is a bit under the weather right now. his publicist said justin is sick. i was like, yeah, i feel you, justin is totally sick, yo. and then he explained he has a fever and he was being -- so the question is this. who would look to catch a cold from justin timberlake? [ cheers and applause ] a lot of guys applauding. some people in hollywood in
and now, here's jimmy kimmel! t. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody! welcome to the show! thank you for joining us. for those watching at home. [ indiscernible ] it is only tuesday but it has been an exciting week so far. last night, paul mccartney was here. he played a big show in front of at least 10,000 fans outside. [ cheers and applause ] and tonight, tonight, justin timberlake is live. [ cheers and applause ] and then, tomorrow america votes and one will be...
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"jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- john stamos, cedric "the entertainer," twerking girl on fire and music from holy ghost! with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ >> jimmy: thank you for watching. thank you for coming to visit. [ cheers and applause ] i don't care what your parents say, i'm proud of you. i stand before you tonight with a stomach full of quacamole and a hint of hot sauce behind my ears because the nfl returned this weekend. we bid our wives and families adieu. by the way, if you didn't do well in your fantasy league this weekend, don't worry, it's not real. it's meaningless. monday night football started tonight. the nfl is taking the new safety first initiative very seriously. unnecessary roughness carry a penalty of 15 yards. am i the only one who watches mostly for the huddles? huddles is my thing. there was a strange moment during fox's wrap-up show, the o.t. last night. erin andrews was covering the game and pay special attention to the guy on the left side of your
"jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- john stamos, cedric "the entertainer," twerking girl on fire and music from holy ghost! with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ >> jimmy: thank you for watching. thank you for coming to visit. [ cheers and applause ] i don't care what your parents say, i'm proud of you. i stand before you tonight with a stomach full of quacamole and a hint of hot sauce behind my ears because the nfl returned this weekend. we bid...
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>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, justin timberlake, and from "romeo & juliet", hailee steinfeld.with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody! welcome to the show! thank you for joining us. for those watching at home. [ indiscernible ] it is only tuesday but it has been an exciting week so far. last night, paul mccartney was here. he played a big show in front of at least 10,000 fans outside. [ cheers and applause ] and tonight, tonight, justin timberlake is live. [ cheers and applause ] and then, tomorrow america votes and one will be eliminated from music. that, by the way, just look at that crowd all the way back to -- to like -- west hollywood i think. they gather foed for justin timberlake. very popular. remind me a lot of myself at that age. so much talent. i was told that justin is a bit under the weather right now. his publicist said justin is sick. i was like, yeah, i feel you, justin is totally sick, yo. and then he explained he h
>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, justin timberlake, and from "romeo & juliet", hailee steinfeld.with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody! welcome to the show! thank you for joining us. for those watching at home. [ indiscernible ] it is only tuesday but it has been an exciting week so far. last night, paul mccartney was here. he played a big show in front of...
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and now, while we're at it, here's jimmy kimmel! >> traffic has come to a complete stop in hollywood because we have a huge free concert with paul mccartney tonight. ether that, or all of those people outside just fell for our biggest prank ever. how mad would you guys be if this was a prank. would you be yell at me mad or kill me mad? it's important for me to know this for the future. don't worry, he's here. paul mccartney is here in this building. we are going to chat and then we're all going to go home and go to sleep. i am very tired. i was out very late last night after the emmies. they have all of these parties going on. what are you going to do? not go to them? so we did and we didn't get home until 3:00 in the morning and then i forced my wife to stay up and watch an extra long episode of "breaking bad". i tried to leave the parties a punch of times. it takes me so long to say good-bye to everyone that i have to start over and say good-bye to everyone again. we need a socially acceptable way to say good-bye to everyone at a
and now, while we're at it, here's jimmy kimmel! >> traffic has come to a complete stop in hollywood because we have a huge free concert with paul mccartney tonight. ether that, or all of those people outside just fell for our biggest prank ever. how mad would you guys be if this was a prank. would you be yell at me mad or kill me mad? it's important for me to know this for the future. don't worry, he's here. paul mccartney is here in this building. we are going to chat and then we're all...
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>> jimmy: from jimmy kimmel live. tonight, harrison ford. keri russell, and music from joan jett and the blackhearts. with cleto and the cletones. and now don't worry, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. i'm jimmy kimmel, host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for being here tonight. thank you for your music. [ cheers and applause ] all right, who's -- who's ready to get rich flipping houses? you know, i have to say the times i enjoy hosting a television show most are the times when i get a chance to comment on major news stories, the kind of stories that years from now we'll all remember where we were when they broke. for instance, i remember where i was when i found out elvis died. my sister and i were at the movies, and my mother picked us up. and when we got in the car, she said elvis died. and that was pretty much that. we weren't a big elvis family. but the point is it was a big enough story for me to remember. and i hope your mom is picking you up from the movies right now because this on
>> jimmy: from jimmy kimmel live. tonight, harrison ford. keri russell, and music from joan jett and the blackhearts. with cleto and the cletones. and now don't worry, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. i'm jimmy kimmel, host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for being here tonight. thank you for your music. [ cheers and applause ] all right, who's -- who's ready to get rich flipping houses? you know, i have to say the times i enjoy...
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jimmy kimmel, i don't at a it's a joke. i don't even know what that refers to. >> on twitter after the show, kimmel promised fans the feud isn't fake.isn' he sent con y kanye saying he wl unfollow him if he keeps the tirade up. >> you know, i heard about that interview, and imagine though, if you are really forthcoming and trying to be honest, and then it's parody or spoofed, your feelings would be hurt.ld e you would get caught up in it. i get it. >> you're kanye west, you are ar public figure.e you i see both sides of it, is what i'm trying to say. >> the thing i seen about it is pretty funny.y. >> the kid is saying your words, is he insin waiting that you is childish. >> and kanye needs to get over himself. greatest thing since sliced bread. >> i think some people are are doubting the feud going back and forth, not just the spoof, but kimmel talking about kanye on air. but i think it's real. >> i think kanye was serious. he kanye doesn't like people making fun of him. >> he is taking on the th photographer every minute.
jimmy kimmel, i don't at a it's a joke. i don't even know what that refers to. >> on twitter after the show, kimmel promised fans the feud isn't fake.isn' he sent con y kanye saying he wl unfollow him if he keeps the tirade up. >> you know, i heard about that interview, and imagine though, if you are really forthcoming and trying to be honest, and then it's parody or spoofed, your feelings would be hurt.ld e you would get caught up in it. i get it. >> you're kanye west, you...
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a ♪ >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, bill hader, fitness guru richard simmons, and music from alpine. with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everybody. thank you for watching. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i -- i know most of you are here for the air conditioning. but i welcome you nonetheless. what a show we have for you tonight, the very funny bill hader is here with us. a band from australia, which is the place where they make kangaroos. alpine is here [ cheers and applause ] we will get a visit from richard simmons, too, richard might be -- and i say this in the best possible way, he may be the craziest person. i say this in a good way. he brought barbie dolls -- what did he say to you? >> he said to guillermo, he goes guillermo, i just want to make sweet love to you on a big plate of carne asada, and then i left. and he goes look at this guy. you shouldn't eat for an f-ing year. i was like thanks. >> jimmy: something to think about. and he made f
a ♪ >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, bill hader, fitness guru richard simmons, and music from alpine. with cleto and the cletones. and now, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everybody. thank you for watching. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i -- i know most of you are here for the air conditioning. but i welcome you nonetheless. what a show we have for you tonight, the very funny bill hader is here with us. a...
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what's going on between kimmel and kanye? >> we are rock stars, i'm the biggest of all of we run errands. we run to the grocery store. in fact, the average american drives fewer than 29 miles a day. the 100% electric nissan leaf goes two-and-a-half times that on a single charge. it's a car. it just doesn't take gas. [ farrar ] so think about where you go in a day. do you really need gas to get there? [ male announcer ] the 100% electric nissan leaf. nissan. innovation that excites. now...
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>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, jane lynch, jerry o'connell, and music from 2 chainz featuring pharrell williams. with cleto and the cletones. and now, hold on tight! here is jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right. thank you for watching the show. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for coming out and braving the blistering heat to be here tonight, it is hot, right? is it bad outside lined up in the heat? my god, you guys must really love me! it is so hot in hollywood today that -- it is so hot in hollywood that none of our writers had the energy to come up with a punch line to this joke. it got up to 104 degrees in the valley, supposed to get hotter. a heat alert has been issued for southern california. is that necessary? isn't the heat its own alert? but it is a concern here in l.a., because botox boils when it gets to 100 degrees. our local news channel -- i don't know what it is, maybe because we don't have local weather, but this is from cbs here in l.a., whose weather coverage earned
>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, jane lynch, jerry o'connell, and music from 2 chainz featuring pharrell williams. with cleto and the cletones. and now, hold on tight! here is jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right. thank you for watching the show. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for coming out and braving the blistering heat to be here tonight, it is hot, right? is it bad outside lined up in the heat? my god, you guys must...
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and now, moving right along, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] hi, everyone, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. and thank you for being here tonight. i am glad you are here. it's been a weird, just quick question -- did any one else get a very angry phone call from kanye west about an hour and a half ago? just me? okay. i didn't know it wasn't all of us. did you get one? >> i did not get one. >> jimmy: i got one. >> that's good. >> jimmy: i will tell you. i don't want to spoil the festivities. in hollywood tonight is the first night, prima note, a big italian festival, the family and i put on behind the theater every year, food, rides, the petting zoo. this may be the only place in los angeles where you can eat a pork sausage while petting a big. for those that don't know, the patron saint of pinky rings and tank top undershirts i think. the feast is going to go on all weekend. if you are italian or italian-curious, stop by. all for schar techarity, maybe d beat g tuchuillermo's record? 580? >> guillermo: 582. >>
and now, moving right along, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] hi, everyone, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. and thank you for being here tonight. i am glad you are here. it's been a weird, just quick question -- did any one else get a very angry phone call from kanye west about an hour and a half ago? just me? okay. i didn't know it wasn't all of us. did you get one? >> i did not get one. >> jimmy: i got one. >> that's good. >> jimmy: i will tell...
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[laughter] >> jon: please be a jimmy kimmel prank. please be a jimmy kimmel prank. please be a jimmy kimmel prank. nope. apparently they were on a diplomatic mission. >> my name is michelle michele bachmann, and i'm a member of the united states congress from the united states of america. >> jon: they've only said one sentence, and this is already the weirdest things i've heard. why is she talking like that? is she addressing an egyptianing kindergarten. bachmann, gomer and king went to egypt to say to the good and kind people in egypt that the growing pains their country is experiencing in its temporary militarily imposed re respite from democracy can be cured with a quick shot of vitamins. >> i'm reminded of the words of thomas payne, he said in america law is king. >> our declaration of independence is the consent of the people that allow a government to function. >> our founding fathers wrote a message i think will resonate. >> thomas jefferson. >> george washington. >> the united states constitution that i carry in my pocket every day i wear a jacket. >> jon: a
[laughter] >> jon: please be a jimmy kimmel prank. please be a jimmy kimmel prank. please be a jimmy kimmel prank. nope. apparently they were on a diplomatic mission. >> my name is michelle michele bachmann, and i'm a member of the united states congress from the united states of america. >> jon: they've only said one sentence, and this is already the weirdest things i've heard. why is she talking like that? is she addressing an egyptianing kindergarten. bachmann, gomer and...
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jimmy kimmel live is next. have a g for all those who sleep too hot or too cool, and struggle to sleep comfortably together, now there's a solution. sleep number dual temp, the revolutionary temperature-balancing layer with active air technology that works on any mattress brand, including yours. whether you sleep hot or cool, sleep number dual temp allows each of you to select your ideal temperature. and it's only at one of our 425 sleep number stores nationwide. sleep number. comfort individualized. spark unlimited business checking from capital one bank. my stress has vanished. my old business checking account really pushed my buttons. transaction limits? more fees? are they bloody insane? horrible! come on! getting spark checking has made your cooking lerable. [ male announcer ] chitch to spark unlimited business checking from capital one bank and d get unlimited transactio. limit the stress, unlimit your business. red's my color. what's in your wallet? >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! ton
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. >>> plus, jimmy kimmel guillermo spoofs "extra." >> i got a bone to pick with you. >> this is "extra" from universal studios hollywood, the entertainment capital of l.a. >>> hey, everyone, welcome to "extra." i'm mario lopez. i'm maria menounos. lady gaga hijacks andy co-.'stalk show and put the cent source to the test. >> yeah, she did. she was in rare form. not only was she dressed prerock istively but pushing one hot button after another from miley to her own sexuality. here's jerry. >> lady gaga unleashed, uncensored, undressed. >> you wore kind of what i was hoping what you would wear. >> nearly naked gaga spilling the fully naked truth about her bisexuality. >> i actually do like [ bleep ]. >> okay. [ laughter ] >> her secret past as a stripper. >> i made more money stripping than waitressing. >> and coming to the defense of miley cyrus on "watch what happens live" with andy cohen. >> i think everybody needs to lighten up and leave her alone. she is growing up in front of the entire world. >> the cent source on stand by as cohen put every piece of gaga on display. >> andy is ga
. >>> plus, jimmy kimmel guillermo spoofs "extra." >> i got a bone to pick with you. >> this is "extra" from universal studios hollywood, the entertainment capital of l.a. >>> hey, everyone, welcome to "extra." i'm mario lopez. i'm maria menounos. lady gaga hijacks andy co-.'stalk show and put the cent source to the test. >> yeah, she did. she was in rare form. not only was she dressed prerock istively but pushing one hot button...
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jimmy kimmel live coming up. chef, you seem less tense since you got spark unlimited business checking from capital one bank. my stress has vanished. my old business checking account really pushed my buttons. transaction limits? more fees? are they bloody insane? horrible! come on! getting spark checking has made your cooking tolerable. [ male announcer ] switch to spark unlimited business checking from capital one bank and get unlimited transactions. t mit the stress, unlimit your business. red's my color. what's in your wallet? [ dingngs ] ♪ [ male announcer ] every thought... every movement... ♪ ...carefully planned, coordinated and synchronized. ♪ orrforming together with a single, united purpose. ♪ that's what kes the world's leading airline... flyer friendly. ♪ >> wow. i can't believe all of these people are here for me. [ cheers and applause ] >> i'm sorry. >>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, paul mccartney and from "grey's anatomy," patrick dempsey. with cleto and the c
jimmy kimmel live coming up. chef, you seem less tense since you got spark unlimited business checking from capital one bank. my stress has vanished. my old business checking account really pushed my buttons. transaction limits? more fees? are they bloody insane? horrible! come on! getting spark checking has made your cooking tolerable. [ male announcer ] switch to spark unlimited business checking from capital one bank and get unlimited transactions. t mit the stress, unlimit your business....
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>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, rebel wilson, anthony bourdain, this week in unnecessary censorship, and music from avril lavigne, with cleto and the cletones. and now, moving right along, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] hi, everyone, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. and thank you for being here tonight. i am glad you are here. it's been a weird, just quick question -- did any one else get a very angry phone call from kanye west about an hour and a half ago? just me? okay. i didn't know it wasn't all of us. did you get one? >> i did not get one. >> jimmy: i got one. >> that's good. >> jimmy: i will tell you. i don't want to spoil the festivities. in hollywood tonight is the first night, prima note, a big italian festival, the family and i put on behind the theater every year, food, rides, the petting zoo. this may be the only place in los angeles where you can eat a pork sausage while petting a big. for those that don't know, the patron saint of pinky rings and tank top undershirts
>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, rebel wilson, anthony bourdain, this week in unnecessary censorship, and music from avril lavigne, with cleto and the cletones. and now, moving right along, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] hi, everyone, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. and thank you for being here tonight. i am glad you are here. it's been a weird, just quick question -- did any one else get a very angry phone call from kanye...
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>>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, amy poehler, stephen merchant and music from bastille. with cleto and the cletones. and now, how do you like this? here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: thank you very much. that's very nice. clapping for me with your hands. and thank you for joining me for a night of music and laughter. and also, it's a big video game playing night tonight. last night at midnight, or this morning at midnight. i don't know how much it works, they released "grand theft auto 5" if you are wondering where your son is for the next month. don't worry he is just in his room killing a virtual prostitute. all over the world people are lined up outside the stores for this. this is at a game stop in london. who knew london had a game stop? no wonder people in other countries hate us. now this kid is celebrating. the fact that i think that his virginity has been put on hold another eight months. this version of grand theft auto is in fictionalized version of l.a. run around the city committing crimes, drugs, m
>>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, amy poehler, stephen merchant and music from bastille. with cleto and the cletones. and now, how do you like this? here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: thank you very much. that's very nice. clapping for me with your hands. and thank you for joining me for a night of music and laughter. and also, it's a big video game playing night tonight. last night at midnight, or this morning at midnight. i don't know how much...
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and now, moving right along, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] hi, everyone, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. and thank you for being here tonight. i am glad you are here.
and now, moving right along, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] hi, everyone, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. and thank you for being here tonight. i am glad you are here.
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. >> jimmy kimmel does some of the best skits in the business. best skits. extra was proud to be part of the spoof mucho, featuring the man all kimmel fans love, guillermo, the security guard. he did such a great job the why not invite him to our new home here at universal, guillermo. nice work. how are you feeling? >> guillermo: great. >> we've run out of time for today. that's our show. tune in tomorrow. >> [ bleep ]. >> we'll have scarlet johannsen and hugh jackman. good night. >> jimmy: top caliber acting. we put the rumor to rest that guillermo and mario lopez are the same person. mucho is a hit. with so much going on in hollywood, it is time to check in with a portly reporter guillermo. >> tonight on "mucho" justin bieber's hot new video. we got an up close look at both his nipples. and jean luc at this. why is patrick stewart's face surrounded by balls. breaking babies, you have seen the kim zolciak instagram but only we have the ultrasound. look who is going bald? and hard hitting interview with britney spears. >> do you think you are ready for las v
. >> jimmy kimmel does some of the best skits in the business. best skits. extra was proud to be part of the spoof mucho, featuring the man all kimmel fans love, guillermo, the security guard. he did such a great job the why not invite him to our new home here at universal, guillermo. nice work. how are you feeling? >> guillermo: great. >> we've run out of time for today. that's our show. tune in tomorrow. >> [ bleep ]. >> we'll have scarlet johannsen and hugh...
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-rock out here back when i was on the chimney kimmel and kevin and being can imagine jimmy kimmel back then and he thought i was funny and they said to him do who do you think funny who do you want to work with him because the guy just works with anesthesiologists. who who don't have a rich history and comedy he just said how about that guy adam carolla he seems funny and next you know i'm on the show now you used you would get a movie closer rode hard to understand you used to crowdfunding side to raise money for its. work well it's not quite begging it's sit well there's panhandlers and then there's a guy who will wash your windshield with the sports page for a buck this is more that he's doing they're both annoying. if you want them both to go away but at least the one guy is doing some modest went yeah so what you say is you want to make a movie called behind the suspenders. write that down larry and the suspenders behind the incident was save this to and then you say to your dear massive audience here i want to make this movie behind the suspenders and i believe it's going to take
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it's the jimmy kimmel live screening brought to you by guinness. more character, more taste, more flavor. guinness, made of more. >> tonight's concert is brought to you by guinness, more taste, more flavor. guinness, made of more. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank patrick dempsey. my sincere apologies to matt damon. tomorrow night justin timberlake and haille steinfeld will be here. if you want to see this concert in it's entirety, go to myspace.com for the jimmy kimmel live stream. here to start it off with the title track to his up coming album "new" the one, the only, paul mccartney. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ don't look at me it's way too soon to see what's gonna be don't look at me all my life i never knew what i could be what i could ♪ ♪ do then we were new ooh ooh ooh ooh you came along and made my life a song oh lucky day you came along ♪ ♪ just in time while i was searching for the light you came along then we were new ooh ooh we can ♪ ♪ do what we want we can live as we chose you see there's no guarantee we've got nothing to lose â
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. >>> and kanye west not happy with jimmy kimmel and he's taking to twitter. that and a check on weather when "way too early" comes right back. >>> in 300,000 words of lean and orderly language, the commission makes these major fundings lee h harvey oswald assassinated president kennedy. he did it alone. [ female announcer ] we lowered her fever. you raise her spirits. we tackled your shoulder pain. you make him rookie of the year. we took care of your cold symptoms. you take him on an adventure. tylenol® has been the number 1 doctor recommended brand of pain reliever for over 20 years. but for everything we do, we know you do so much more. tylenol®. [ dings ] ♪ [ male announcer ] every thought... every movement... ♪ ...carefully planned, coordinated and synchronized. ♪ performing together with a single, united purpose. ♪ that's what makes the world's leading airline... flyer friendly. ♪ >>> it it looks like it's going to be mo greatness coming into the yankee game for the final time here in the bronx. >> number 42, march iano rivera. ♪ >> it's a
. >>> and kanye west not happy with jimmy kimmel and he's taking to twitter. that and a check on weather when "way too early" comes right back. >>> in 300,000 words of lean and orderly language, the commission makes these major fundings lee h harvey oswald assassinated president kennedy. he did it alone. [ female announcer ] we lowered her fever. you raise her spirits. we tackled your shoulder pain. you make him rookie of the year. we took care of your cold symptoms....
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and now, back again, here is jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: thank you for watching, thank you for being here, very nice. back to work after a two-week vacation. it is hard to get back to work after a vacation, even when you have a stupid job like this it is hard to get back to work. yesterday was labor day. you know, they say you're not supposed to be white after labor day. i really had no choice, i blame my parents. labor day to me is the most depressing holiday of the year, because summer is over. although you wouldn't know it from the weather around here. the best way to tell when the season changes around here is when the costume outside changes from greenish to brownish. you know, we're not the only ones with costumes, begging for neighborhoods. they do it in times square, too, for some reason, the artist painted two naked women and put them on the street. which came as quite a shock to -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: in times square. that is what it looks like. [ cheers and applause ] >> jim
and now, back again, here is jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: thank you for watching, thank you for being here, very nice. back to work after a two-week vacation. it is hard to get back to work after a vacation, even when you have a stupid job like this it is hard to get back to work. yesterday was labor day. you know, they say you're not supposed to be white after labor day. i really had no choice, i blame my parents. labor day to me is the most depressing holiday...
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. >>> plus jimmy kimmel fools the media, but why waste our time over twerking? i'm howard kurtz, and this is "media buzz." >>> we want to hear from you. send me a tweet about the show and we'll read the best ones at the end of the program. >>> president obama is again trying to seize the media offensive after getting pummeled by the press overseeria. he taped an interview that aired earlier today on "this week." >> words like ad hoc, improvised, unsteady come to mind. this is probably the most undisciplined stretch of foreign policy in your presidency. what do you make of that? >> well, i think that folks here in washington like to grade on style. >> and when the president sat down with anchors from nbc, abc, cbs, fox and pbs, the questions signalled a widespread view that his strategy didn't quite seem to add up. >> are we back from the brink? is military strike on pause? >> absolutely, if in fact that happens. >> i mean are we talking a pinprick, a knockout blow, a punch in the gut? >> the u.s. does not do pinpricks. >> how do you persuade members of congress
. >>> plus jimmy kimmel fools the media, but why waste our time over twerking? i'm howard kurtz, and this is "media buzz." >>> we want to hear from you. send me a tweet about the show and we'll read the best ones at the end of the program. >>> president obama is again trying to seize the media offensive after getting pummeled by the press overseeria. he taped an interview that aired earlier today on "this week." >> words like ad hoc,...
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i like jimmy kimmel, but this was a waste of his comedic talent. let's continue the conversation on twitter on facebook and on our home page. we're back here next sunday >> good morning it is monday september 16th. five people confirmed dead more than 1,000 unaccounted for after colorado is pummelled with more than 15 feet of rain. we are live with the latest on the rescue and recovery. >> another benghazi bombshell. a shocking report the state department's review of the attack was flawed and even worse top officials were let off the hook. >> red flags for our nation's bridges. a disturbing report. why thousands are so old and risky and rundown making those a safety res can for you. what you need to know before you hit the roads this morning. "fox & friends first" starts now. ♪ >> hope you had some good dreams last night. we appreciate you beginning your week with us. thank you so much for watching "fox & friends first" on this monday morning. i am heather childers. we do appreciate that. we are going to start you off with a really good week. >>
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and now, as you may or may not know, here is jimmy kimmel! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] thank you all for coming.
and now, as you may or may not know, here is jimmy kimmel! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] thank you all for coming.
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i'm nancy o'dell. >> i'm rob marciano. >> are you mad at jimmy kimmel. >> ranting? cursing. in the middle of the night -- >> 4:00 a.m., you blood-sucking mosquito. >> now in tonight's top story is jimmy's safety at risk. >> i was a little bit shaken. >> plus, kanye's twitter tirade. >> we the real rock stars and i'm the biggest of all of them. >>> "e.t.'s" rare sit-down with chelsea clinton. the nancy o'dell interview. >> the former first daughter on her mom running for president. and what her dad told me about her husband. >> that's really nice. >>> plus, is she ready for kids? >> they are pressuring you for the grandbabies? >> unapologetically. >>> the ratings are in. tv icons robin williams versus michael j. fox. who took round one? >>> then before the season premiere, we have the long island medium and a bride's wedding nightmare. >> did he die the night that you got married? he just showed me you in a wedding dress trying to revive him. >> believe me, this story will give you the chills. >>> alec baldwin and his wife doing partner stretches before the birth of their dau
i'm nancy o'dell. >> i'm rob marciano. >> are you mad at jimmy kimmel. >> ranting? cursing. in the middle of the night -- >> 4:00 a.m., you blood-sucking mosquito. >> now in tonight's top story is jimmy's safety at risk. >> i was a little bit shaken. >> plus, kanye's twitter tirade. >> we the real rock stars and i'm the biggest of all of them. >>> "e.t.'s" rare sit-down with chelsea clinton. the nancy o'dell interview. >>...